The Plan B - the "Oh Crap, we have a problem at sea" repair manual

OK, seriously tongue in cheek here, but when in an emergency and at sea, there is a sad amount of truth to the concept of fix it quick, keep it floating, get to where you can make a proper repair.
So I really like this as page 1 of my boat book repair manual :)

OK, so I am for sure kidding, but like all jokes, there is a bit of truth in the concept of quick, safe and then a proper repair.  If we were on a farm it would be bailing wire and oil, but either way the concepts are the same.
I hope you enjoyed a bit of levity today.  Safe Sailing and voyaging.